Latest from Maddox followed by my point of view on ramblings the reader isn't meant to understand this,it's comedy asshole get it hrough your thick heads this shit is just as serious as you want it to be,the rest in just comedy but I had to throw it out there,Shit's funny to me but a little more hatemail would be cool since I go through all this trouble to keep this bullshit site up....it's fo you guys it's all for you,
If you've spent more than a few minutes worrying about swine flu, you are an idiot. That's because it only takes a few minutes to look up the symptoms, mortality rate, and treatment to realize that it's no different from the common flu (which kills way more people and by extension is way more awesome), and going back to whatever it is you were doing, which was probably turning off CNN and canceling your cable subscription. In fact, worrying at all makes you an idiot. Why worry? Cowards worry and there is a 100% overlap between people who worry and people who regularly make cowardly decisions. That's why natural disasters kick so much ass. You never really know when they're going to hit, so you might as well let go and stop being such a scared pussy all the time. You'll cross the bridge of death when you get to it. Time to start taking risks, asshole! Quit your job. Quit answering your boss' calls during your time off. Go do something with your life. Jesus!
Which leads me to why swine flu is stupid. If I were to worry about anything—and I don't—swine flu would be pretty near the bottom of the list. Here's a list of things that are a higher priority of things to worry about:
# Dying alone.
# Not getting recognized for your genius.
# Settling for a shitty job.
# Getting married.
Just to be clear, not getting married isn't a problem, getting married is. Most people, due to fears of dying alone, will marry some jackass because they think nothing better will come along. They're usually right. But even if you find someone who isn't a total cock, marrying them will ruin everything because marriage is a false institution, and a waste of time and money. Cancel that big wedding party and buy a house, dipshits! Nobody wants to go to wedding parties. Besides, big gatherings lend themselves to communicable diseases. Holy shit that was a sweet transition. For those of you still not convinced that swine flu is bullshit, here's a list of symptoms for swine flu versus the regular flu:
See no difference? That's because there is no difference. Quit closing schools down every time someone gets swine flu, morons!
The problem isn't swine flu, but people talking about it (this article withstanding, because I'm the exception to every rule, that rule withstanding). Remember SARS? More bullshit. Fewer than 800 people died from it world wide. Yet the news networks prattled on about it for months. Now the slow news cycle lends itself to talking about swine flu ad nauseum even though there's already a vaccine for it. Oh, didn't know there was a vaccine? Yeah there has been a vaccine for it in the works almost since the beginning, rendering this non-issue even more irrelevant.
I will never take the swine flu vaccine because I already have it; it's called my immune system, and it's badass. I have never gotten sick in my life. My immune system is so strong that I have to get AIDS just to be normal. Your best defense against getting swine flu is to be me. Your second best defense is to have me cough in your face.
In fact, I'm going to put my money where my mouth is:
Swine Flu Challenge:
I'm holding a contest because I want to get swine flu just to prove how stupid it is. If I get it (unlikely), I will document my recovery on Youtube for the entire duration. Expect a short video. Here's what I'm willing to do:
Contest Rules:
# One lucky person will get the opportunity to fly me out to where you live* for one night**, and you get to sneeze in my face.
# Winner must provide a proof of having swine flu (signed doctor blood test or something along those lines).
# Winner must not have any other bullshit diseases. I don't want your herpes, even though I can't get them.
* First class accomodations only.
** Winner must pay for at least one night of hotel accomodations (5 star or higher) unless you are a hot chick and want me to crash at your place. I will sleep in your bed and you will sleep on the couch. Winner must also agree to let me try on all their clothes and eat their food.
This contest is real. Email me if you have swine flu and are willing to fly me out to sneeze in my face. Don't email me unless you're serious and unless you have the money to fly me out first class. I'm totally serious about getting swine flu, but I have other shit to do too, so your window of opportunity is limited. You must fly me out between September 7, 2009 and September 21, 2009 because I'll be on book tour before then. If you miss your window of opportunity, too bad. Plan better next time and don't get sick unless I hold a contest. Make it happen.
Some other randon thoughts while were on the topic (very boring psychotic ramblings read if you are mature as apposed to immature k
NEW SCHOOL PRAYER TO REPLACE THE ORIGINAL PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NWO
NEW School prayer :
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under
God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class
recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights
And anytime my head I
bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair
can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom
scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken
aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public
hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence
alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the
state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like
freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
They've
outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes
me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the
'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach
right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not
belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study
witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are
not allowed,
No word of God must reach this
crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When
chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I
make:
Should I be shot; My soul please
take!
Amen
no seriously what better way to help you out in tough situations,if the
person/people felt sorry for you then like a magic genie comes straight out of their asses
and has nothing but relieving,positive dispositions spew forth,short of that i'm fucked and I know
it.Just like one of my best friends ,everyone told him he wouldn't get prison.But when
it came to all actuallity there was no magic genie or fairy dust in the world that could have
changed the inevitable prosecution of no less than a year and a half in prison,
woopty we all know life sucks, then after it mediocrely sucks it sucks even worse cause we are struggling
for air or our hearts are giving out sending us into an extreme state of shock and the final
"fuck you to this shitty life" comes from deep within your lungs.I'll make sure I die on my stomach
with my shiny bare ass pointing up to Gods clear skies.Then fart
Into the air ready for God to take me back into its caring arms yeah right,I hate misleading
information people give you especially the ones closest to you,
thinking they are helping you but only to get let down.The ones that should be real about
the situation and let you know you might be going to prison instead of making you believe
on your day of judgement that magic little ass fairy pops out in the tense quiet court room and squeeks a fart out.
Resulting in everyone bursting into a great time with miller beer and beef jerky
dispensed at your every need from thin air.And the State realizing your mistake and pardoning
you of any wrong doing,once again "yeah right" fuck that I want to know exactly what they are gonna give me for
punishment so I can either get ripped,get wasted move to canada or die.Cause it's not lookin
too good.
It wasn't even a violent crime,and there's fuckers in county jail for beating
the wolf piss out of their coke whore white trashed out pig girlfriends and no one gives a fuck
their out of trouble in a matter of months.Then I get drugs for someone thinking i'm doing a favor
and that i'm just gonna get a few bags to get my heroin sick to go away out of the deal,jesus Christ.So
Meanwhile I get sentenced,i'm rotting away with a bunch of hostile arrogant apes.Losing my intelligence
and hell rotting away at my soul that once before had a chance to be saved,before the drugs,before those greedy money worshipping
state policing assholes get their conviction out of another helpless harmless drug addicted kid
who was just trying to get a few bags for himself to get his "sick" off what the fuck.
So in other words to get a class 1 felony I could have beat the shit out of an innocent
citizen to the point of death with a blunt force weapon and had his life savings and childrens college funds
in my pocket and it would have been a lesser charge being a class 2.
Has society and law people over exzurted their policies and gone mad with power and
slave driving antics or are we "the people" just giving into their demands cause things
haven't went our way for so many years we all have been sucked dry of hope and trust in
our fellow American citizens.
Have we merely regressed to our shells so deeply that we
have no faith in our fellow people anymore.Shall we all have been given numbers for our names and
eat only what a health professional tells us and do only the things approved of by the television the
ultimate mind control device the gov't uses, manipulating sounds that the human psyche picks
up on a causes you to have certain wants and needs and aspirations.Are we all just
plugged into this satellite grid known as the new world order and we no longer have a future? Were just patiently
waiting for WW3 to happen cause we don't have the means yet to resolve conflict
and addiction with the appropriate means.Simply by classifying someone as a criminal
instead of saying Oh dude you need help here go to rehab if you do good then
here's some probation.Instead send you to prison and make you even more of a criminal.
We understand and we know it's your first time but no man
they wanna say your pullin sometime even though you have fed this system with your
money your health your taxes and your freedoms.Might as well give up now"I have" .
the War on drugs is not working and never has.It has bankrupted this country and
sent good people away from their loved ones and individual lives just to brainwash them
into believing the system is the only way to live and obide by.We may has well line up right now and ask our Dr's
"can I just lay back and get my RFID chip now?
I have given up and as well i'm brainwashed
into believing this whole system of domination and complete demorelization and
the abuse of powers against the people that are imminent in everyday living.This whole nation has gone mad with anger and
democrary and the all seeing eye.I can't even take a shit anymore without worrying if it's
illegal.Shit and if I was in the woods and a cop wandered by it would be.This system
has unleashed total control upon the people of America.We are all labeled terrorists at
birth and have to prove ourselves otherwise.This patriot act has stripped us of all
man made right and is completely reconstructing it's own version of the "constitution
of the United States of America".And fuck this bullshit war too how about that fuck
this whole Gov't and all it's bullshit,lies and coverups and oil pillaging in other nations
.Their doing a damn good job,
keeping us all in our own individual nieve little bubbles,dreaming all day praising the T.V. and internet,forgetting we even
have personal rights anymore.
This world sucks to live in especially now why couldn't I have been born
in the late 60's or something at least then I could have been a loving hippie and could enjoy
my high instead of Johnny lawman intervening everytime my life gets out of control.
I feel like an animal owned by this entrapment of a system based on bullshit legalities and
restrictions galore to the point you don't even wanna leave your house 'BOY'.Dam i'm getting
worked up,who the hell is gonna save us now from this immense challenge that befronts us??
Total control of the world,under one currency one law one God as in meaning the Gov't
will be our God someday after all this runs it's course.So basically our
probation officers will be like our priests or therapists.Then eventually the legal way will be the only way.
A complete war agaianst the American people.If you keep yelling Oh my God terrorists
did this or terrorists did that and people hear it enough they buy into it.All
broadcasting companies are a part of it.They know that A war against terrorism can never be
won ,cause it's not against a secluded group of people it's just anyone that breaks a
federal law period even in this country,keeping us in limbo,in war for money see.
Oh yeh believe it people the Gov't is working very hard to brinwash us
and control every aspect of our lives.First by documenting all information possible on
the people so they can segregate us into our own little factions when the day of reckoning
comes,trust only in your Gov't,which is your God and your entire salvation as you know it.
Complete microchips and all like slaves to the system that so cunningly blindsided us for
over 50 years now.Their hundred year plan to control the whole world.The ships sinking and
the question is like on the Titanic who's gonna jump or who's gonna be swept away with the ship.
Which doesn't matter anyways cause the only ones to make it out alive were the ones that
greedily got a spot in a wooden life boat.Which was I think was less than 40 percent of the
passengers and this problem isn't something as small as a ship sinking but you can see
how catastrophic this event could pose for our children and our childrens,children.
But by then the Gov't will own every individual alive on the planet and according to the
bible for which I have done some research exclaims "for those who wear the tag of the beast
will be swept to hell along with all the other souls that accepted the tag of the beast" which
is 666 and I also read the chips will read 666 for the serial number or Identification
number.So basically upon further reading the bible also said the entire world
will be run under one law one govern and one currency,everyone accepting the tag which
will plug you into a one giant axis grid showing where you are and what your doing at any given
point of time.Basically completely giving your personal rights to the "Beast" The "New World Order"
it's upon us people now is the time to decide jump off the ship or be swept away into
this hell that befronts us,there are no life boats for this second coming people
.If we keep allowing this Gov't to do as it is doing then
we have no chance for a happy future or a peaceful solution to the problems that confront us
we cannot continue to eat everything they throw at us,mind controlling anti-depressants,to blatent mind control itself
in various forms...
instead things will slowly decline into another stock market crash leaving everyone
hopeless and susceptible to meeting all the demands of the "New world order" without
accepting you will have no bank account,no job,no family basically you will be cut off from
the rest of humanity as the system knows it.We will be cave dwellers,and live in underground
compartments dodging and weaving everyday and stealing for our next meals.Believe it.
They show us by making these science fiction films to make people believe things do not exist
cause we are taught to not believe what we see on T.v. when it comes to a movie.So basically
just believe what the news tells you and everything else is bullshit well i'm not buying it
just like in that movie "Future Cop" I think it's called anyways humanity is gonna be
split in 2.Society then outlaws and recluses living in the sewer charging an
outrageous fee for a burger made from rat meat and garlic salt.The end is near.Just accept it people.
When I was in rehab they had these signs at the front desk,stating "Due to the swine flu epidemic
please use this hand sanitizer upon entry and leaving the building thanks the staff".So I made my own
little funny signs up from drawing paper and marker and posted them on every bathroom and all doors
leading to bathrooms lol.Just a little hobby of mine while I was in there.They stated "Due
to the swine flu epidemic,leave toilet seat up unless you are shitting,failure to comply
will result in immediate discharge 'the staff'".I made about 50 of them and kept replacing
all the ones the housekeeping would yank down,i'd replace them the same day almost everyday
for 31 days lol.Swineflu is revenge for birthing millions of pigs just for the intention
of making alot of hotdogs for human consumption.Hail the pigs,those sick pigs will
bring us more salvation than we expected release the Swine Flu pandemic and take us out of
our misery it's better than the alternative.
And life has been sucking for most of us so hail to the pig.
that's what they want you to think,Or the military could load swineflu infected pigs into cannons and shoot them out onto the
citizens of America while the President lectures of New world Policies.That's a more coherent
idea than the future actually getting better which lets face it people it isn't gonna happen lol.
Anarchy take the power back,or be taken completely control of.Which is exactly what's happening.
Scaring us into giving the Gov't too much power cause were all so scared of terrorism which was
been ever so driven into every fragment of our imaginations and subconscience.Go ahead
believe that propaganda Hitler ripoff shit their feeding our kids.So the little basturds
growup to be G.I.towel head killing, New World Order drone
hot off the shithead express.Dying for a Gov't that has deceived his family and loved
ones for the entirety of their lives.And then to tax us and over charge for things
that are needed like ummm healthcare gimme a break how much more evidence do we need to realize
the Gov't don't give a fuck about you and your 8.50 an hour scroungin ass just to put
food in front of your ungreatful brainwashed middle class dropout kids.The Gov't is more occupied
with entire world domination and stripping us of our rights if you haven't noticed.
Now it's time
to pop your head out of that Nieve little bubble you've ever so sadly constructed for yourself.
It's that time to realize like Neo in the movie The matrix our lives are just a figment of what it's
fed and taught to us, just a preconceived notion of what life and death is according
to fairytales bullshit happy endings and all the FUCKING LIES FROM THE GROUND UP
BEING TAUGHT TO LOVE YOUR LOVED ONES EVEN AFTER FINDING OUT THEY DILIBERETLY LIE TO YOU
BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO FACE THE TRUTH.
AN EXAMPLE WOULD BE SANTA CLAUS
OR THE EASTER BUNNY OR THE TOOTH FAIRY CONDITIONING US TO BE LIED TO FOR OUR OWN
SAFETY THAT'S OUR DOWNFALL PEOPLE WE ALL WANT TO HEAR SHIT THAT ISN'T THE TRUTH
AND THEIR DOING A DAMN GOOD JOB AT IT.WHICH IS PROLLY WHY MOST OF YOU AREN'T EVEN READING PAST THIS POINT
BUT IF YOU ARE THANKS CAUSE AT LEAST YOU CAN HELP US CHANGE AND YOU DONT
COMPLETELY HAVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR OWN ASS LIKE 90 PERCENT OF THE VISITS
TO MY PAGE DAILY.
AND THE TRUTH IS THAT NOTHING
IN LIFE IS FUCKING GREAT CAUSE WE ARE TAUGHT TO DECEIVE AND THAT WE WILL BE LIED TO
BUT JUST TO ACCEPT IT AS A PART OF GROWING,BUT THEN WE JUST REPEAT OUR MISTAKES WHICH HAS
PROVEN ITSELF BEFORE US MILLIONS OF TIMES.TIME TO WAKE UP PEOPLE.THE WORLD ISN'T GONNA
CHANGE ITSELF.THE HUMAN RACE IS THE BIGGEST VIRUS ON THIS PLANET UNTIL WE GET RID OF THE
PROBLEM AT ROOT CAUSE WHICH IS US THEN WE HAVE TO OBIDE AND LIVE BY THIS PRECONSTRUCTED
ORDERLY BULLSHIT LAWS AND REGULATIONS SPEWED FORTH BY NO ONE BETTER THAN OR MORE INTELLIGENT
THAN MYSELF our yourself we just don't give ourselves enough reasons to believe we are more than they
make us out to be which is criminals each and everyone of us,THESE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THESE MANDATORY LAWS ARE HUMAN AND THEY SHIT JUST LIKE US
THEY ARE NOT IMMUNE TO GETTIN swineflu.
JESUS CHRIST AMERICA GROW SOME
BALLS AND STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS.JESUS IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHING THEN WE MUST FALL FOR
ANYTHING RIGHT? And that's exactly what's happening,It would be cool if they passed out those scratch on to smell cards for calogne
through the mail but only instead of calogne they put swineflu on them so you scratch it and it smells like shit,
then you thinking it was a joke or simply Ashton Kutcher must be Punking you
"cause you of course believe everything the television shit's out upon you"other than movies remember?But then
your stomach hurts.You lay your head down
and fall asleep and never wake up,this shit is real and we are all in danger and it's evident people.
Pull
your heads out of the Governments ass long enough to make the decision to move to the minor nation of Canada
or further,much much further like another planet.that might help a little "Never mind the pun".
But for now my current status update is Freaking the fuck out,Goddammit.The truth is that we haven't heard the truth
in so long it doesn't exist anymore just what the Gov't tells us right ha truth to my little hypothesis about the future
and what it's going to bring if things stay headed according to the path we are currently on which is damnation.Suicide
by cop people believe it Suicide by cop.Thus the Swineflu epidemic get it.A complete takeover in contrast
to the swineflu and it's potential to ruin and control the human race with its sickness.In the land of the
two eyed men'Pigs rule what a sick society.The cost of bacon is high but I never have given it THIS much thought
of how high that price really is.
Millions of dollars to strip kids form their homes and throw them into prison instead
of getting them help for their problems with drugs and depression
.Pigs,Pigs,Pigs the wrath of the Pigs is upon me and us as a whole.It's raining pork,cheap low grade fattening
decaying sizzling fillers ON THE T.V.AND IN THE NEWS AND NEWSPAPERS AND INTERNET ETC.ETC.ETC.
patching the whole into a new system entirely.
A whole world Zeitgeist a complete Gov't take over
CIA and mind control are a few problems to start with.I'm no rocket scientist but even I can figure that the future is grim
for us as an entire earth not just America but this thing is world wide.I'd rather know the truth than sitting back
and waiting for the asteroid that's gonna end the planet to hit like a ton of bricks in 2012 like every other unpleasant
surprise in my life.25 and I feel I have lived 5 lifetimes.Not only as a drug/alcohol addict but as a Type 2 Bi-polar
agonizing artist with a chip on his shoulder staring Johnny law and the New world order right into their demon eyes.
deciding when TO pull your side arm just to make a difference,just to for that moment of time make a decision to
fall victim to martyrdom just to get my point across.I am a free spirit,being locked up I am no good I might as well run.
I close my eyes and take a deep breath of cold stiff chemical induced insanity and i'm off to another girl to mask the sadness.
Another meat vessel to hide the inevitable thoughts of death JUST ANOTHER OLD CATCHERS MIT,
and Gov't enslavery,legal issues,drug addiction,being a loser.
Just to think to myself within my minds eye "If I just killed myself I can be released of the bindings that have completely
wrecked and sunk my ship so to speak".The prison industrial complex at its finest BOY.There must have been a sign a while back
when I was high too high to catch the warning signs then bam I come off heroin "Cold turkey" in county jail where
I begin to obsessively daydream about making a difference by changing the system and it's current structure and how
I can contribute to fighting the New world order to the ends of the earth.Then another thought slips in.I have never been
anyone in life,no-one of significance just another greedy person,then I begin to wonder do I have what it takes??
I then tell myself from the ashes we all rise from an unfulfilled demise.You can do this.Then I take the gun out from the pocket
of my jacket and one shot rings out to the young boy down the street in front of a television set watching "future cop" thinking
is this all just background noise it all sounds too real to me.That's the boy that will change the system someday.The one
loophole to bring the whole thing crashing down,the key generator to the program,the one thread that unwound the entire
American flag shining light and justice down upon this system that has manipulated generation Y.Why us? Well I can't accept
that,not in this lifetime.There's a better plan for this earth and that is spoken in music very widely How about putting
propulsion systems into effect instead of still using combustable engines just for money do it for benefit fuck profits
how about that.Any comments thus far you can reach me at Sabbatron5@hotmail.com.You with me so far??? Lol...I am still kinda
here k we go into some more thought.And what the fuck is this selling drugs within a thousand feet of Gov't property
bullshit gimme a break they might as well say."Umm if you sell drugs anywhere in the United States your guaranteed
prison time regardless of lawyer,bond money,court costs,personal health,drug addiction,depression,no money back
policy we make alot of money sending you and your family members to prison for drugs when another child molester
walks free cause there's so much attention geared towards drugs even though the war on drugs is not working and never has
worked we just don't wanna face it instead we will just continue to spend enough money to cause the whole nation to go
broke just to lock your 25 year old depressed,heroin addicted son up in prison for another few years.So we can mold him into
a war mongering Cyborg that kills on command for an old man hiding behind congress in a throne made of gold and mountains of
money squardered from helpless addicts.Poor addicts we never win man never.Time to drop the torch and pick
up a gun I guess.First 3 through the door on my property without a warrant are toast is what alot of rednecks say.
:::PEOPLE AS OF NOW WANT A PIG TO SNEEZE IN THEIR FACES
